Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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