How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
There are leaves in my underwear?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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