Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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