Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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