And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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