it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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