i permit you to call me
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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