It's like God shit irony all over that family
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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