Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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