with your own penis?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize