So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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