I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She's the barista slut.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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