I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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