So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
