I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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