nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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