I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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