He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
