did you get engaged???
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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