thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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