remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
True college students do jello shots in the library
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