Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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