Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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