In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You can make out without kissing
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