did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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