how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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