So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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