Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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