We're facebook friends in real life
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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