and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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