You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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