i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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