hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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