haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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