Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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