Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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