then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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