i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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