dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
You can't special order awesome
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
