tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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