I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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