And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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