So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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