Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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