just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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