just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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