is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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