We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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