we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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