my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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